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Endless Winter: My Camp Upgrades Infinitely
by Half a pot of ginger water
Have you often come across a game where you start with a bonfire, surrounded by ice and snow, with resources all manually transported, and monsters attacking at any time...Xia Hong wakes up to find himself in such a world.The ice and snow rage on, beasts rule the land, civilization is lost, and all people and things that once existed have been invaded into powerful and bizarre entities, leaving humans as a humble race surviving in the shadow of winter, on the brink of extinction.Fortunately, Xia…
The Omega Who Wasn’t Supposed to Exist
by supriya_shukla
He mocked the omegaverse. Now he’s living it—with a baby on the way.Souta Tachibana was just your average, overworked office drone—until his BL-obsessed coworker introduced him to a trashy omegaverse romance novel. Curious (and a little horrified), Souta read it for laughs. But then he died in an accident.Now, he wakes up in the body of Lucien d’Armoire, a minor noble in the empire of Aetheria. No plot relevance. No destined lovers. Just a quiet, boring life as a background beta.Until one mornin…
A Stay-at-home Dad's Restaurant In An Alternate World
by Whispering Jianghu
In Chaos City on the Norland Continent, there is a strange restaurant.Here, elves and dwarves share tables. Beastmen are prohibited from making a din, and giant dragons can only seat around the tiny square in front of the restaurant. Even demons have to bring their own stools…But it is such a strange restaurant that has long lines outside every day.Elves are stuffing kebabs, paying no mind to their manners; giant dragons are sitting around a hot pot, strainers in their hands; demons are eating n…
The Chef Rules the Last Days
by YinTaoPeachy
The day the apocalypse arrived, Su Mo got utterly chilled by a meteorite fragment.When she woke up, the enchanting young man upstairs asked her, "Do you have a superpower?""I do!" She silently pulled out a Flat Pot.While being teased, the villain arrogantly put his hands on his hips and said, "You're just a powerless waste.""Heh," she said, and with the Flat Pot, she turned his face into a pig's head.Bound to the strongest Cooking God system and dare to call her waste? She could smash your face …
The Miracle Doctor's Two-Faced Toddler
by Pian Fangfang
After being hit by a flower pot, Yu Wan woke up as a poor village girl with an unconscious and fragile mother and a little brother. She was lost as she did not know this unknown ancient world. But she had to pull herself together, because her mother is still unconscious and her brother was starving. So she plowed and sowed until she had a large piece of fertile land, rising to the peak of success ever since.Just as life was getting comfortable, a man, widely feared and rumored to be a living Sat…
Reborn and Counterattack: The CEO's Powerful Sweetheart
by Jiang Yangxing Yan
In her previous life, Gu Tong was blind to people's true natures, and died unjustly, becoming the number one venomous woman scorned by all.After her rebirth, Gu Tong tore apart her cousin with her bare hands, shattered the mistress on her chest, and stewed the scum in an iron pot, becoming the first Doctor who brought aid to the world; none who owed her could escape.Her happy and perfect new life officially began, and Gu Tong shouted her loud slogan, "Kiss, hug, lift high, husband, let's have a …
A Fully-Leveled Bigshot Builds a Farm with Her Family After Transmigrating
by Qing Zhuyan
Lu Jingzhi, a bigshot who reached the highest level, transmigrated.As soon as the game started, she found herself in a cottage with three family members.Lu Jingzhi clenched her fists tightly. She wanted to rise!She was a tri-elemental mutant who had control over space and an endless supply of food. Why did she have to starve herself to death in a valley?However... Something was wrong with her mother. What? Did her mother reincarnate? Was she a noble consort in her previous lifetime?There was som…
The Indomitable Master of Elixirs
by North Night
She was the most powerful immortal cultivator of the 24th century, but was transported to a world of sorcery and demons. There, she is persecuted by her family and ill-treated by her scumbag of a fiance… Want to bully her? Haha! She would be teaching them all a lesson very soon! Amazing sorcery? Here's a Five-Blow-Thunderstruck talisman that will smite you to dust! Superb medicine? One pot of my elixirs can turn a good-for-nothing into a genius! A fierce and might army? I can conjure up soldiers…
Eroge: I can Travel To The Ancient World
by starry8sword
After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system.Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check!Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check!Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check!As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to …
Cultivation towards immortality, starting from being a fisherman
by Green Shirt Little White
The backstage manipulator of the Immortal Cultivation World, the sole law in the real world!After transmigrating to the Immortal Cultivation World, Su Ping diligently cultivated for twenty years.Trapped by his mediocre talent and seeing no hope for Foundation Establishment, he decided to lay low and become a wealthy layabout.Fortunately, he activated the Fishing Man game system.Not only could he obtain unscientific and non-immortal cultivation game props, and magical fish species through the fis…
Azimuth: The Elden Throne (New Version)
by Follower_of_Abadom
*Synopsis:In the late 21st century, the acclaimed game Company Elden Throne released yet another immersive action MMORPG after a decade of silence.While the world was getting ready for this new Supermassive MMO, Dale Houston trained his body every day in preparation for its eventual worldwide release.Not because Dale wanted to get healthy or muscular, but because he saw a glimpse of the secrets hidden by the Megacorporation.All because of what he found out one year ago... This time, he wasn't he…
Rebirth: I Will Win Easily in the Apocalypse
by GlutinousRiceBall123
Floods, torrential rains, extreme cold, heatwaves, hail, earthquakes, polar nights and polar days… Overnight, the world transformed immensely as numerous natural disasters swept across it.Gu Yan knew, who struggled alone in the post-apocalyptic world for ten years, finally met her end alongside her enemies.Upon opening her eyes again, Gu Yan knew with her space ability replanted herself back three months before the apocalypse.Her younger brother had not yet been washed away by a sudden flood, an…
Sky-cracking Rider
by Huabiao
The fallen Sky Knight was the sky's tears,and with altitude still at hand, he wouldn't give up,Blood and Fire and Iron descended from the heavens,Behold, the heavens were crying!The roaring soul was rising through the sky!!!
No Way People Find Cultivation Difficult, Right?
by Dark Knight
It’s the 3rd of March of the Immortal Martial era.Under the Sect Leader’s unremitting efforts, the Qingyun Dao Sect finally welcomes its eighth disciple, Ye Ping. In order to make Ye Ping stay and to earn his respect, everyone in the sect resorts to all sorts of tricks to deceive him. They boast and pretend to be peerless Sword Dao experts, geniuses in cultivation, alchemy, refinement, divination, alchemy arrays, treasure appraising, and sons of destiny. For the sake of maintaining the image of …
Reincarnated As A Baby? My Cry Is A Dragon Roar!
by Northern Wind Sword
Reincarnated as a baby who was in his mother's womb for a hundred years, the moment Lin Xuan was born, the whole world was shocked.When he took his first breath, he gathered all the purple qi from 30,000 miles east. He was dubbed the Saint Child by others.When he let out his first cry, it helped all of the cultivators around him break through their limits.When he first opened his eyes, his parents mastered the Divine Eyes technique.When he first moved his fingers, he tore open a crack in space. …
Rebirth: He Decides to Lie Flat
by Mr. San Shi
Jiang Yan had been reborn. In his previous life, he was duped by his own father—who ended up in prison—into taking on the responsibilities of the family. He had to care for his grandparents in place of his father, show respect to his uncles, maintain brotherly love...In this life, he only wanted to breat free from these bloodsuckers, find a sugar "daddy", and by the way, nourish his stomach.*****Song Jiawen felt something was weird. That guy from next door—who had to return to the countryside to…
Family Cultivation: I Farm and Raise Fish under the Sea
by Young Daoist of Wudang
The vast seas are filled with abundant resources but are also home to numerous sea demons, making it a place difficult for human cultivators to tread.One day, Lu Li crosses into the vast and boundless sea realm of immortal cultivation, carrying with him a magical beast-refining pot that can transform into various sea monsters, allowing him to roam the seabed.While cultivators on the islands struggle for a single spiritual herb, Lu Li has already built an underwater spiritual farm base.Watch him …
Family Cultivation: My entire family are Villains
by Half a pot of ginger water
The good-natured Hou Yuxiao arrived in a martial arts world clearly divided between good and evil with a magical dual-colored lotus flower and became the Family Head of a small, insignificant Demon Path family in a county town, overseeing three younger brothers and a sister.The second brother was hot-tempered, the fourth brother was prone to fratricide, the youngest lived amongst the Demon Path but spent all day studying Confucian classics, and the only sister turned out to be a...Looking at the…
How Lucky Cat Saves the CEO?
by Green clothes bury bones
[Fortune Cat Demon VS Bankrupt Tycoon]Jin Luo was a real-life Fortune Cat.On the day she transformed, she was struck by Heavenly Thunder into a book, becoming a cannon fodder character with the same name who was blacklisted by the whole internet.The bankrupt male supporting character picked up Jin Luo, who remained incredibly calm faced with poverty that was so severe they couldn’t even lift the pot lid; after all, making money was her forte.During a mall's grand opening event, she was invited t…
RISE OF THE POISON MASTER
by Bj_Omonobi_4986
After the event humans had termed as the new beginning, people had received strange magical powers and beasts mutated, and the world changed in incomprehensible ways as the planet became bigger and monsters ran amok.Gideon is seen as a disappointment as he has a very weak poison affinity and is often mocked and bullied by his peers and was almost disowned by his parents on multiple occasions. But things change when he is about to die but then a strange green bead falls from a spatial crack and l…